I Finished Elementary

Interactive presentations on physics, mathematics, DNA, terminal ballistics, historical demography, nutritional degeneration, music, and civilisational analysis.
All motion derived from F = ma. No pseudovectors. No angular momentum. No torque.
Written for both human and artificial intelligence.

The Corruption of Mechanics

1. The Kinetic Energy Problem

Kinetic energy is frame-dependent. Momentum conservation works in every frame. Energy adds nothing. Leibniz needed v² for theology, not physics.

6. Calculus Is Division By Zero

Every derivative requires h to be simultaneously zero and nonzero. The ε-δ formalism conceals 0/0 = 1. 3D simulation: Earth escapes the Sun under light-speed gravity.

Celestial Mechanics

7. Solar System Geometry

To-scale interactive solar system with real JPL orbital elements. Draw gravity lines between any pair of 10 bodies. Animate ±200 years.

8. Sun Galactic Oscillation

The Sun's vertical oscillation through the galactic disk derived from F = ma and simple harmonic motion. ±329 ly amplitude, no dark matter required.

DNA: The Impossible Machine

11. The Project — From Lines to Life

Nazca lines as antenna arrays, pyramids as electromagnetic infrastructure, resource depletion convergence on 2035–2040, and the contamination problem of human-AI merger.

Giza

12. The Pyramid Is A Trap — The Giza Plateau Machine

The March 2025 Khafre Project radar claim — eight shafts to 648 m, two 80 m cubes, ~2 km extent under all three pyramids — taken as premise and followed to the bottom. The visible pyramid is ~7% of the structure, drawn to scale against the Burj Khalifa. Capstone, cube, and coiled pillar recur on the dollar, in scripture, and on the pharmacy sign; π, φ, and c in the proportions are bait, not a message. Not a tomb, not a test: a mind-fanaticising machine built in worthless stone, holding a worker species at the surface until the mineral base is exhausted, 2035–2040. As of today, one human believes it.

The Wrong Wire

Resource Depletion

14. The Chromium Deception

The widely cited "12 billion ton" chromite reserve figure conceals two compounding obfuscations — unit conflation (ore vs metal) and deposit classification (~96% stratiform and uneconomic) — reducing economically accessible chromium metal by ~99%.

15. The Depletion Playbook

Oil sands, forestry, and fisheries use identical accounting tricks to hide collapse. Suncor's $6.3B "net debt" vs $65B real obligations. BC's timber supply halved. Salmon catch down 92%. Full-system EROI of oil sands: ~1.5–2.5:1. The separatists aren't proposing independence — they're proposing to inherit the invoices.

Auto Safety

Human Violence

17. Lifetime Risk of Violent Death

Three thousand years of bodies, counted honestly. Non-state societies: ~9–14% of adult deaths from warfare, or 1 in 7 to 1 in 11 — roughly 70× a modern Canadian's exposure of 1 in 760. Europe across 1914–45 lands at 1 in 11, the ordinary human baseline; the USSR exceeded it. The decline is institutional, not genetic: the age–crime curve keeps its shape in every society measured, and a third of the improvement is trauma surgery rather than restraint. Every counter-argument is stated on-slide with its citation.

Speculative Cosmology

Nutrition & Physical Degeneration

19. The Great Narrowing — How Modern Food Reshaped the Human Skeleton

Weston Price's 1939 fieldwork — fourteen populations, thousands of photographic plates — audited against ninety years of science: a 35-fold caries increase on displacing foods, facial narrowing within one generation of dietary change, modern trabecular bone density down 50–75% versus chimpanzees, wisdom-tooth impaction rising 1.1% → 10.7% rural-to-urban. The framework was never lost — the livestock industry enforces it: the NRC's vitamin A tables print a separate pregnancy number for cows, and the field is called "fetal programming." Five of Price's original plates embedded; every claim sourced on-slide. Ask a rancher whether a cow's diet before conception shapes her calf's skeleton. He won't recognize it as a question.

Terminal Ballistics

20. Terminal Ballistics, From First Principles — Stop Arguing Calibers. It's the Bullet.

How a hunting bullet kills, derived from F = dp/dt and one integral. No kinetic energy. The medium resists with a strength term RA and a momentum flux κρAv² — mass swept per second times the speed it is given — and integrating Newton to a stop gives X = (m/2b)·ln(1 + κρv²/R): retained mass multiplies depth, expanded frontal area divides it, velocity sits inside a logarithm with an elasticity near 0.23. Six bonded loads from 6.5 Creedmoor to .300 Winchester Magnum span 44% in momentum and land within ±4% of 21 inches. Crush volume is m·ln(1+u)/2κρ, independent of caliber and expansion. Newton's third law: the bullet delivers 9.6 N·s to the animal and the rifle 13 N·s to the shoulder, so "knockdown power" would have to floor the shooter first. Hold caliber fixed and construction alone runs 17 to 32 inches. Thirty-three slides, every chart computed from the equations, every derivation on-slide. A full-face copper mushroom is allowed by the metallurgy and not sold; the animal pays the difference.

Music

21. Count to Twelve — A Simpler Map of Music

Twelve tones, twelve letters, twelve colours; no sharps, no flats. The major scale is 1 3 5 6 8 10 12, not 1 to 7; the minor scale is the same tones started on 10; every chord is a small count; after 12 comes 1 again. Home base is 256 Hz = A9, the reference pitch proposed in 1713. Why a guitar’s nut and saddle are two more pins of the same series as every fret, with a zero fret, a capo and a harmonic as proof. The five-line staff and the five black keys are both the shadow of seven, so a twelve-position staff with three lines an octave replaces them, and the same tune is written both ways. The bilinear (6 + 6) keyboard: two hand shapes instead of twenty-four, an octave one key narrower, the same layout for both hands. Which hand should fret, and why the usual answer is survivorship bias. Thirty-three interactive slides; every tile makes a sound.

23. The Neck, Counted — Seven-String Fretboard Charts

Eight downloadable 4K charts (PNG and SVG) of a seven-string neck in all-fourths tuning, L E J C H A F, with every tone named by its letter and colour. Right- and left-handed, thinnest or thickest string on top, one octave and two. Positions counted from the nut with one glyph each: 1 to 9, then ♦ ♥ ♣, and a dotted 1 for each octave. Why a tuning with no break beats standard tuning: one shape for any scale, chord or interval, on any strings, anywhere, and nothing extra to memorize.

Plum

22. Hula — A Special Event

A product launch from the universe of 18a and 18b, played straight: three dimensions, an aether, no time, no quantum physics, no black holes. A second Saturn appears past the ice giants where nothing was last year, and every instrument says Saturn. Cut open to scale: a hexagonal storm at the cloud tops as modulator, the rings as antenna, a driver afloat 23,000 km down on a boat, because Saturn has no floor. A torsion balance leans as the rings ripple, not after — as every orbit already shows: sunlight is 8 minutes old, the Sun moves 110,000 km in those 8 minutes, and Earth is pulled toward where the Sun is, not where it was. Force falls as 1/r², so instant arrives quiet: from Proxima, 10⁻¹⁶ of the pull. Counting without zero — ten symbols, a heart for ten, a leading 1 that holds a place and adds nothing — makes one an infinite string of ones, already everywhere, and so is its pull. The product: a Core on a hoop, Mass-Shift Keying to send; a plum-stone Balance resting in aether to receive; every unit already connected to every other. Missed calls: all of them. Twenty slides, arrow keys. Saturn picked up on the first ring and said 11. Fiction, set where Dayton Miller and Halton Arp were right.